I'm Mary, a dorky 23-year-old lesbian who digs a variety of stuff. My obsessive personality has recently settled on all things Bioware, so be prepared for a lot of Mass Effect and Dragon Age.

20th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Spectre Confessions with 41 notes

spectreconfessions:

"One of the most disappointing things of Jack and Miranda not being squad members in ME3 is that we didn’t get to walk in on them fucking.(Oh come on you’d want to see it too!)." [x]

spectreconfessions:

"One of the most disappointing things of Jack and Miranda not being squad members in ME3 is that we didn’t get to walk in on them fucking.(Oh come on you’d want to see it too!)." [x]

Tagged: hahahathat would be gold!especially if it happened right before the final pushor likeright after the party shep throws

20th April 2014

Post reblogged from Rear Wheel with 77,979 notes

*eats you out as a friend*

phoeni-xx:

stackinmuchprime:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Makes you squirt to lift your spirits

takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor

Source: aterriblehusband

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from stay alive out there, skipper. with 250,360 notes

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

Source: theappleppielifestyle

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from Rear Wheel with 2,060 notes

acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

Source: drdemented

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Rear Wheel with 596 notes

maybe I’m going home.

Source: petrabaeb

19th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Fuck Yeah, Shaundi! with 40 notes

ikzuri:

I’d totally watch a full season of I Wanna Sleep With Shaundi.

ikzuri:

I’d totally watch a full season of I Wanna Sleep With Shaundi.

Source: ikzuri

19th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Strange Lurches and Dragging Lulls with 80,252 notes

florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

Source:

19th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Fragment Cast Adrift with 4,966 notes

folkhorror:

Edward Gorey

Source: folkhorror

19th April 2014

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hotlimit:

people are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. but they’re trying, and i’m going to make sure they have a chance.

happy birthday, commander shepard! (april 11, 2154)

Source: hotlimit

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from they're gonna eat me alive with 60,924 notes

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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Tagged: HAHyeah

Source: hi