"One of the most disappointing things of Jack and Miranda not being squad members in ME3 is that we didn’t get to walk in on them fucking.(Oh come on you’d want to see it too!)." [x]
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Makes you squirt to lift your spirits
takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.
Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.
Except this one is gender neutral.
cosigned so hard
maybe I’m going home.
I’d totally watch a full season of I Wanna Sleep With Shaundi.
i love you gwen stefani
do you think we should tell her??
can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe
people are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. but they’re trying, and i’m going to make sure they have a chance.
happy birthday, commander shepard! (april 11, 2154)
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
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